Lotus Pussy Masturbator
Every time I think I see the worst male toy out there, I stumble on something worse. And if you think it looks bad from that angle, follow the link and take a look at the side.
I have no idea what this thing is supposed to be. I assume it's supposed to be a flower stamped onto a pair of disembodied boobs, but to me it looks like roadkill of some kind.
I'm not even sure where you're supposed to stick your john thomas.
I think it's a sex toy for a horror movie. If I saw that thing attached to my crotch, I'd scream like a little girl.